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satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

(via black-and-orange-deception)

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

(via yourpalcarley)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(via yourpalcarley)

sexualfavours:

IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE

(via ruinedchildhood)

buttsdotcom:

I need to lose 30 pounds in today

(via yourpalcarley)